What would you like for Christmas?

Photo source: http://wdfw.wa.gov/wlm/living/elk.htm

• A 225-lb. elk carcass, butchered to your specifications - $1,225
• Whole rabbit carcass, $38.50
• A subscription to Feathered Warrior (specialty magazine for cockfighting enthusiasts), $36
• The Relaxman Relaxation Capsule. (Well, you just have to read this to find out what that is, and what it costs!)