Thursday, February 1, 2007

My Euromillions

I don't want to claim my prize. I just want one pound (or dollar, or euro) for every prize I've been selected for, every lottery I've ever won, every stock tip I've ever received, and every dictator's / earl's legacy I've inherited.

Spammers, if you're reading this, don't send me an e-mail; just send me a dollar. That will make me very happy.

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